Business & Technology Reporter
Rachel Kim
Rachel Kim covers the intersection of business, technology, and questionable venture capital decisions from her desk in the West Loop — or, as she calls it, “the front row seat to Chicago’s ongoing experiment in turning money into press releases.” A former financial analyst who pivoted to journalism after realizing she’d rather write about bad ideas than build spreadsheets for them, Rachel has become the paper’s go-to voice for skewering corporate nonsense.
Her reporting style relies heavily on letting her subjects speak for themselves, a technique she describes as “just writing down what people say and waiting for readers to notice it’s insane.” She holds an MBA from Booth and a deeply held suspicion of any company whose pitch deck contains the word “synergy” more than twice. She lives in Wicker Park and is, by her own admission, unreasonably loyal to the Brown Line.
Articles by Rachel Kim
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BUSINESSLinguists Decode Rental Listing for 'Cozy' Lincoln Park Studio, Find 23 Euphemisms
A team at Northwestern's linguistics department analyzed a 94-word apartment listing and found it contained no accurate descriptors of the physical space.
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BUSINESSChicago Bulls Fans Pivot to Loss Optimization Strategy, Report Record Engagement Metrics
Following the team's elimination from playoff contention, Chicago's basketball fanbase has formally rebranded its experience around draft lottery positioning — and the numbers are looking strong.
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BUSINESSNew 12,000-Square-Foot Pan-Mediterranean Restaurant Opening on Chicago Riverwalk Is Just a Restaurant, Developers Insist
NAIA will seat 500 guests across an entire city block of riverfront, which its investors describe as 'intimate' and 'neighborhood-scaled,' and which this reporter's tape measure describes differently.
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BUSINESSFulton Market Welcomes Its 11th Omakase, First Restaurant With a DJ, and One Steakhouse Described as 'Opulent' in Its Own Press Release
A new wave of West Loop and Fulton Market openings this spring has intensified the neighborhood's transformation into what industry observers are calling 'the same eight concepts executed slightly differently in adjacent storefronts.'
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BUSINESSStartup Launches $14 Bottles of 'Premium' Lake Michigan Water, Sells Out in Hours
LAKE™ promises 'hyper-local hydration' sourced from the same body of water that supplies Chicago's taps. Investors are reportedly thrilled.
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TECHNOLOGYTwo Food Delivery Robots Have Now Crashed Into CTA Bus Shelters, Which Raises Some Questions
Serve Robotics and Coco Robotics each managed to find a CTA bus shelter within days of each other. Experts are calling it a learning opportunity.
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BUSINESSCubs Lock Up Pete Crow-Armstrong for $115 Million, a Number That Used to Buy a Midsize Corporation
The 22-year-old center fielder signs a six-year extension the day before Opening Day, because nothing says 'we believe in you' like a nine-figure commitment finalized while packing for a road trip.
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NEWSCulpepper Out Again at Dispatch After Listing Newspaper Itself as His Emergency Contact
Dennis Culpepper, now fired three times in three weeks, was dismissed after HR discovered he had listed The Windy City Dispatch's main switchboard as his emergency contact, next of kin, and personal reference.
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BUSINESSIllinois Film Industry Hits $703 Million in Spending, Residents Report Being Asked to Move Their Car at Least Once a Week
A record-breaking year for film production has generated 18,000 jobs, a $6.81 return per tax credit dollar, and an immeasurable amount of confusion about which streets are closed for what reason.
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LIFESTYLELakeview Apartment Laundry Room Enters Third Week of Passive-Aggressive Note Escalation
What started as a polite reminder about dryer lint has evolved into a literary feud conducted entirely in laminated signage.
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TECHNOLOGYCubs Return to Hulu After 5.5-Year Blackout While White Sox Counter by Putting Games on Actual Antenna Television
Marquee Sports Network finally lands on Hulu and Amazon Prime, ending a half-decade exile, while the Sox simulcast 10 games on free over-the-air WCIU — a strategy gap that perfectly mirrors everything else about these two franchises.
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BUSINESSCubs Unveil $47 Hot Dog in Bao Bun, Insist It's Still 'Accessible Ballpark Fare'
Wrigley Field's 2026 concession menu features a Vienna Beef dog in a steamed bao bun with truffle aioli, tempura sport peppers, and edible gold leaf, and the Cubs would like you to know it's a great value.
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BUSINESSO'Hare Expects 3.7 Million Spring Break Travelers, Offers Thoughts and Prayers in Lieu of Adequate Staffing
The Chicago Department of Aviation projects a 13% increase in spring break passenger volume at O'Hare, coinciding perfectly with a government shutdown that has left TSA agents working without pay for over five weeks.
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BUSINESSLollapalooza 2026 Sells Out in 11 Minutes, Setting New Record for Fastest Way to Spend $399
Four-day GA passes vanished before most Chicagoans finished their morning coffee, leaving thousands on a waitlist and fueling a thriving secondary market where tickets are listed at prices that would make a landlord blush.
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BUSINESSWicker Park Café Imposes 15-Word Maximum on Coffee Orders
After a single order took four minutes to dictate, Groundswell Coffee enacts what management calls 'a necessary linguistic intervention.'
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TECHNOLOGYMarquee Sports Network Now Available on Every Streaming Platform Except Whichever One You Already Have
The Cubs' regional sports network has expanded to Hulu + Live TV and Amazon Prime Video, bringing the total number of ways to almost watch Cubs games to a new personal record.
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BUSINESSBears Inform Springfield Stadium Bill Is 'Time-Sensitive'; Legislature Confirms Receipt, Plans to 'Circle Back'
With construction costs rising and a head coach on a $13 million annual salary, the Bears have escalated their stadium proposal from 'important' to 'urgent,' a distinction Springfield sources say they find 'interesting.'
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BUSINESSChicago's First Fully Autonomous Mattress Store Reports Record Quarter Despite Zero Employees and, Apparently, Zero Customers
Beds Direct, an unstaffed showroom in Old Irving Park, has operated for 90 days without a single human entering the building, which the company's CEO calls 'a validation of the model.'
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BUSINESSBears Complete Eleven Free Agent Signings in Five Days, Front Office Calls It 'Strategic Portfolio Diversification'
Chicago's NFL franchise executed what analysts are calling the most aggressive free agency period in recent memory, deploying the language of private equity to describe what is, functionally, a football team buying eleven guys.
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BUSINESSChicago Hospitality Sector Reports 'Record' St. Patrick's Day Weekend, Declines to Specify Record of What
Bar and restaurant groups say Green Weekend 2026 exceeded all benchmarks, though the benchmarks, the methodology, and the definition of 'exceeded' remain proprietary.
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BUSINESSLive Nation Agrees to Divest 13 of Its Hundreds of Venues and Cap Fees at Only 15%, Illinois Calls This 'a Terrible Deal'
The DOJ's antitrust settlement with Ticketmaster's parent company would require the entertainment giant to sell a handful of venues, none of which are in Illinois, and cap service fees at a level that is still higher than what most people consider reasonable.
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TECHNOLOGYChicago Officially Classifies Scrolling Through Instagram as an 'Amusement,' Files Now Being Prepared
The city's new Social Media Amusement Tax charges platforms 50 cents per active user per month, a levy that Big Tech is now suing to block on the grounds that reading your aunt's political posts does not constitute entertainment.
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BUSINESSChicago's Bold Plan to Attract More Tourists: Make Hotels the Most Expensive in the Country
The City Council Finance Committee has approved a Tourism Improvement District that would raise Chicago's hotel tax to 19%, the highest in the nation, in order to fund efforts to convince people to visit a city where hotel rooms now cost 19% more.
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TECHNOLOGYCook County's $47 Million Property Tax Portal 'Nearly Ready,' Officials Confirm for 17th Quarter
After a software upgrade delayed tax bills by months, county officials say the system is 'performing within expected parameters,' which they have declined to define.
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BUSINESSChicago Named #1 Metro for Corporate Relocation for 13th Consecutive Year; Companies That Moved Here Have a Lot to Say About That
Site Selection Magazine's annual ranking confirms Chicagoland's pole position in corporate site selection for a record-setting 13th straight year, with local boosters celebrating a streak that the relocating companies describe, with some emotion, as 'the full experience.'
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BUSINESSCapital One Lays Off 1,139 People at Former Discover HQ, Describes Experience as 'Comprehensive'
The Virginia-based credit card company announced its second round of post-merger layoffs at its Riverwoods facility Thursday, emphasizing that the process of eliminating jobs would include 'enhanced severance, benefits, and outplacement resources,' and that it would be 'comprehensive' about the whole thing.
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BUSINESSWhite Sox Spring Training Averaging 3,056 Fans Per Game, Which Is Technically a Number Greater Than Zero
New data from Camelback Ranch in Glendale, Arizona reveals the White Sox are drawing an average of 3,056 spectators per spring training game, a figure the organization described as 'a baseline' and analysts described as 'statistically distinct from emptiness.'
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TECHNOLOGYStartup Claims Mysterious Chemical Smell That Blanketed Chicago Was Actually 'Ambient Brand Activation'
As the Illinois EPA continues investigating the unidentified odor reported across the Midwest, a Fulton Market company has come forward to claim responsibility, calling the smell 'an olfactory disruption platform.'
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BUSINESSOil Price Spike Threatens Chicago's Deep Dish Supply Chain, Economists Warn of 'Cheese Shortage by April'
As global oil prices surge nearly 10% amid rising geopolitical tensions, supply chain analysts say the real casualty could be mozzarella delivery logistics across the greater Chicagoland area.
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TECHNOLOGYLoop Startup Raises $200M to 'Harvest and Monetize' Chicago's Wind
AeroVenture claims proprietary 'wind-capture mesh' technology will turn the Windy City's most abundant natural resource into a billion-dollar industry.
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BUSINESSReport: 98% of 'Reply All' Emails at Major Loop Firm Could Have Been Resolved With Quiet Contemplation
Landmark workplace study finds that nearly all mass email replies at Chicago's third-largest law firm were 'entirely unnecessary and spiritually draining.'
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TECHNOLOGYStartup Promises AI-Powered 'Smart Ketchup' That Knows When You Want It on Your Hot Dog
A Chicago tech startup has unveiled an artificially intelligent condiment that uses machine learning to detect whether you're about to commit the city's greatest culinary sin.
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BUSINESSStudy: Average Chicago Worker Spends 4.7 Years of Their Life Waiting for the Brown Line
A landmark Northwestern University study quantifies what Brown Line commuters have long suspected: they are spending a significant portion of their finite existence on elevated train platforms.