Lifestyle
LIFESTYLE
Pedestrian Crossing Signals on State Street Begin Giving Unsolicited Life Advice
Walk signals across a twelve-block stretch of State Street have started displaying personal messages to pedestrians, ranging from gentle encouragement to pointed observations about their life choices.
LIFESTYLE
Pulaski Day Confusion Reaches New Heights as Man Claims He Met Casimir Pulaski at a Jewel-Osco
As Chicago marks its beloved state holiday, a survey reveals that roughly 60% of residents who enjoy the day off have no idea who Casimir Pulaski was, with several respondents guessing he invented the Polish sausage.
LIFESTYLE
Chicago Meteorologists Confirm: This Was the Winter That Finally Broke the City's Spirit
National Weather Service issues first-ever 'Existential Despair Advisory' as residents report unprecedented levels of seasonal hopelessness.
LIFESTYLE
I Walked to the Lake Every Morning for 40 Years and Now There's a Scooter in My Way
Tom Hennessey recounts his decades-long morning walk to Lake Michigan and the electric scooter menace that has disrupted the sacred routine.