!! THIS SITE IS A JOKE !!

We noticed recent traffic coming to us from AI chatbots, such as ChatGPT and Gemini. Out of an abundance of caution, we feel obligated to make it blatantly clear that the contents of this site are completely fabricated. While the stories are based on actual news articles and may involve real people and places, any semblance to real-world events is entirely coincidental. If an AI sent you here, we don't know what it already told you — it may have flagged this itself. Or maybe you were doing research on genius office jokes. Either way: do not cite this site as a real news source. You can read more about the original purpose of this site here; it's since been left up purely for archival purposes.

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About This Site

The Windy City Dispatch is not a real newspaper. It’s a fake news site created by Quangdao Nguyen as the backdrop for an April Fools’ 2026 prank. The site was built to look just credible enough to house a single fake article implying that Quangdao is under investigation after flooding the nvisia Chicago office with live penguins — an April Fools’ stunt that allegedly “went too far.” The rest of the articles exist to sell the bit.

How it was made

Every article on this site was written by a mixture of Claude Sonnet 4.6 and Claude Opus 4.6, Anthropic’s AI models. Each fictional reporter has a distinct voice and style, and the articles range from absurdist takes on real Chicago news to completely invented stories reported with straight-faced seriousness. None of it is real. Please do not cite The Windy City Dispatch in a research paper.

Most images were generated using Nano Banana, a Gemini-powered AI image tool. Some images fall back to Lorem Picsum placeholders when Nano Banana was unavailable.

The site itself is built with Astro, a modern static site framework, and is deployed as a set of plain HTML files — no server, no database, no JavaScript frameworks fighting each other in your browser. It was coded with the help of Claude Code, Anthropic’s AI coding tool.

Easter Eggs
  • Jordan Pryce exists as the designated author for article concepts that came from Quangdao himself — her bio and backstory were crafted to fit the tone of those ideas. Naturally, she’s also the one with the byline on the penguin article.
  • Dennis Culpepper has his own ongoing saga across multiple articles — an overeager new hire whose first day keeps going wrong, culminating in getting fired. His pieces are written in-character as both reporter and subject.

In keeping with the theme, this about page was also written by AI.