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Indiana Tries to Woo the Bears; Chicago Responds By Pretending Indiana Didn't Say Anything

Indiana lawmakers have rushed through proposals to lure the Chicago Bears across state lines, prompting a masterclass in the Chicago tradition of ignoring an overture so completely that the person making it begins to question their own existence.

By Tom Hennessey
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